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6-14-2004

The proliferation of perpetual punditry in prototypical paradisaical portentousness.


Assorta
Bosch Library Riverbend Al-Jazeera Rope
Jun. 25th, 2006 @ 12:39 pm My god
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Heatercores.. Nurbs curves.. Masking, sampling rate. Man.. This world is so gangster.

(OK. That's actually an ironically bad word to describe this sentiment.)

((Well.. Alanis-ironic.))
Jun. 24th, 2006 @ 09:44 am Ha.
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Ifyou are a male who feels threatened by local Guido:  We do not inanyway advocate violence; however, if you are faced with an escalatingsituation don’t back down from confrontation.  Remember Guidos just ACTtough, their personality and identity is completely hollow. Translation: they are absolute sissies when confronted with anyopposition.  They will back down from any fight while trying tomaintain their toughness by faking mafia ties.

getoffourisland.com

Long Island. Not Staten. I'm not sure we could have the equivalent here.. 'Getoffyourisland.com'? Of course, that's not entirely accurate. But still. Fuckin a. I don't know where I was going with that.

(And, if you (yes, you) have been periodically checking my journal to look for a response, well. Sorry. This is it: Hey.)
May. 20th, 2006 @ 01:04 pm More simple pleasures in life
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Pizza sauce on your fingernail, especially your thumb.
The smell of a house after a girl has taken a shower.
Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 01:10 pm He forgot a subject.
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[12:46:07 AM] ------85:  oh god
[12:46:07 AM] *** Auto-response sent to bluntdoctorsmoke: gettin my suck-n-fuck on
[12:47:09 AM] BluntDoctorSmoke:  what?
[12:48:11 AM] ------85:  you know i hate that away.  havent you noticed its a self-negating prophecy?
[12:48:49 AM] BluntDoctorSmoke:  it is?
[12:49:21 AM] ------85:  you didnt realize it didnt come true last time you put it up?
[12:50:55 AM] BluntDoctorSmoke:  of course i did. thats why i put it up again.  it felt like i was lying last time, so now im giving myself a second chance at truthiness
[12:52:38 AM] ------85:  so youre saying the only way to stop you from doing it again is to fulfill this prophecy and come over and suck you off
[12:52:53 AM] BluntDoctorSmoke:  yup
[12:53:12 AM] ------85:  yeah... i dont think thats gonna happen
[12:53:44 AM] BluntDoctorSmoke:  fuck me.
[12:54:15 AM] ------85:  thats not happening either
[12:55:24 AM] BluntDoctorSmoke: well....... lets at least go smoke
[12:55:36 AM] ------85:  okay! :)
Feb. 24th, 2006 @ 11:35 am Shocked.
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http://www.bbvforums.org/cgi-bin/forums/board-auth.cgi?file=/1954/19421.html

If only the machines were labeled Diebold..  Sigh.

Oh, also!! Kaboom!
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060223_explosion.html

Feb. 22nd, 2006 @ 10:21 pm He forgot a subject.
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Background blaring:: Talking Heads - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)
Note to self:

Have some sort of conference/convention at a hotel.  Especially one next to an airport.
Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 11:03 pm He forgot a subject.
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In fighting the war on terror, the Bush administration has okay'd a deal to allow a corporation owned by an Arab government to run the security of 6 different ports.

You still read this, Melly?
Jan. 31st, 2006 @ 01:47 am Ooh.
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You know what's cool? In the winter, when it rains, the steam vents on campus keep the sidewalk dry, in the direction the wind blows the most.  Evaporation's nice.
Jan. 27th, 2006 @ 12:25 pm A pattern?
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8-tracks, Betamax, Blu-Ray(+PS3).
Jan. 26th, 2006 @ 01:09 am sdf
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Jan. 25th, 2006 @ 01:17 am A couple of rants
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Okay. First of all, we only need one firedrill a year. I mean.. If you can't know to get out of a building when the shit is blaring, screeching, and flashing, after being shown how to once already, should we really inconvenience everyone trying to teach you?  What's more, aren't we stopping evolution?  How valuable can people be if they don't know to get the fuck out when it's more than distracting, it's uncomfortable to stay where they are.

Second of all, the feds asking for search engine queries. This is in context of prosecuting porn sites.  In the name of protecting children.  Not child porn, mind you, but just porn that children might be able to access.  Or kinky porn. You know, depravity.  (Have fun drawing that line.)  Before I continue, kudos to Google for resisting so far.  AOL, MSN, and Yahoo caved.  Those three companies, and the government, are insisting that searches can't be traced back to the user who searched.  Well. First of all, I doubt that. I mean, if you're storing search strings, adding an IP address to that doesn't seem unlikely.  What's more, if they -don't- want to find out who's searching for things, and only want to find the sites that these queries bring up.. Well.  Why not just have some FBI agents sitting in a lab, entering perved out search terms into a Google bar.  I'd do that job.

I don't remember what else I was going to rant about.  I'll figure it out later.
Jan. 23rd, 2006 @ 05:49 am Hahahahaaaaaa
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From.

"So yeah. I’ll admit it, I’m a fan. Cluck’s songs are not-obviously-indulgent journal entries written in the same vague, pregnant symbolism that Thom Yorke fans have been relating to for a decade without knowing shit about what he means (also while vehemently arguing the contrary). Her voice gets harsh and a little yelpy when it needs to, but generally charms its way in and out of the meditative acoustic melodies that back it. Through intensive googling, I could not discover whether Spencer Krug had a long-lost, bookish twin sister in New York, but let’s get duet anyway, can we guys? I can’t wait to hear what happens when she moves up to a four-track."
Jan. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:57 am Soooooooo..
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Well.  Lurid is a company that produces one of the first lines of fully HD DVDs.  And, it just so happens to be porn.  And, it just so happens that one of the only commercial products on the market that can play HD DVDs at the moment is... The Xbox 360.

Hee.
Jan. 23rd, 2006 @ 03:46 am Bingo.
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The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
Jan. 18th, 2006 @ 11:58 am He forgot a subject.
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Background blaring:: Jim Gaffigan - Don't Drink
In the past year I've had like... 3 dreams about bumping into Frank Crane.  That's one classy guy.  He was pretty cool, except for liking the British so much.  Anyways. Smoke blunts, motherfucker.
Jan. 11th, 2006 @ 06:30 pm He forgot a subject.
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Oh, please.  I've been winning arguments since Schlomo thought the Brazen Sea should be inside the greater house and seven cubits tall.  That guy was a fool.
Jan. 5th, 2006 @ 10:58 pm He forgot a subject.
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Oh, you're high!

Oh, well you can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right!
Dec. 29th, 2005 @ 03:30 pm Hm
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Internal dialogue:: intrigued
Background blaring:: Arrested Development - Visiting Ours
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Dec. 26th, 2005 @ 01:31 pm Heh.
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“Working passengers began lining up their laptops to share the power from a couple of working outlets—particularly the reporters who urgently needed to prepare their articles to transmit during a quick refueling stop in England,” reports the Associated Press. “But when Cheney said his iPod needed to be recharged, it took precedent above all else and dominated one precious outlet for several hours. The vice president’s press staff intervened so a reporter could use the outlet for 15 minutes to charge a dead laptop, but then the digital music device was plugged back in.”


That's stupid though. A quick charge is only 45 minutes. Does he really need the trickle charge? No. Plus, wouldn't he want to listen to his iPod during the flight, not just charge it? Fuckin' Republicans. (Please, Melly, take the bait.)
Dec. 24th, 2005 @ 08:25 pm He forgot a subject.
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Yay 360.
Dec. 15th, 2005 @ 03:10 pm He forgot a subject.
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There's little worse than watching the blind leading the blind.  Perhaps when they make the one eyed man their king.  Or, even worse, when I resort to such uninteresting cliche.

"Just some kid from the projects", "There was a river you were hiding." 
Dec. 15th, 2005 @ 08:34 am Adv Stat Final
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I somewhat tore that shit up.  Tore that shit up gangster, as the kids say.  With their hippin' and their hoppin'.  They forgot what the jazz, is all about.
Dec. 13th, 2005 @ 11:40 pm He forgot a subject.
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Here's where you come here to see if I've written anything about what just happened, and where I don't vent at all about it.
Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 12:59 pm He forgot a subject.
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It's a good thing we die so early.
Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 02:49 am Myself in someone else's mirror.
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Background blaring:: Shakira - Whenever, Wherever
You only like it when you can play hero, but you feel awkward being 'needed'. You're a confusing man.

Add to that, I feel awful being 'unneeded'.

You're ridiculous!

This is what happens when you suffer from both egomania and self-loathing.  I think its a 'What if iI screw up?' / 'Oh, that guy definitely will screw up' deal.

You're so narcissistic because you're used to being alone so you've become amazingly self-involved...  But you counter that with being "altruistic" and helping "damsels in distress."  I bet you have more chick pals than male friends.

Mmm. I wouldn't say that. But my closest friends, with a few rare exceptions, are female. I'm going to quote this conversation, by the way.

So.. I'm quoteable. But only because you like your responses.

No, no. Keep going.

Pardon?

Is the analyzing me over?  I wanted you to keep going.  (Narcissism.)

Yeah.. I got that.

So, it's over?

'Fraid so, peaches.
Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:33 pm He forgot a subject.
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Heh. "What if they started putting GPS transponders in Tinfoil hats?"


.."The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies."
Dec. 9th, 2005 @ 04:24 am Hee.
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I love new software.  New Thunderbird beta build.  New plugins.  Eventually decided I didn't care about the exploit, sticking with Firefox 1.5. New plugins. Got around to updating Semagic.  Removed all of my album artwork from my iTunes library, freed up half a gig. Downloaded a trial version of Winoptimizer Plat 3, found a crack for it.  Every 14 days, automatic defrag, registry clean, broswer clean.

I've been reading about Sober.  It's really a very clever worming.  Tell me more...
Dec. 8th, 2005 @ 07:32 pm He forgot a subject.
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Background blaring:: The Who - Pinball Wizard
Porn spam is delightfully poetic, philosophical, and insightful:

"Hello there!


Crrazy and irreligiious asian sluuts gangbanged!single
They show asian gangbanng secrets to guys!best
Hard cockss fu_ccked to death by asiian chhicks!

Writers write to influence their readers, their preachers, their auditors, but always, at bottom, to be more themselves."

But, I take issue with a few things here.  Do they really think that 'crazy' and 'irreligious' are words that spam filters would look for?  What's more, why do the 'asiian' if two lines before there's 'asian'?

Plus, wouldn't Asian porn be more about the chicks getting fucked to death by hard cocks, not the other way around?

Addendum:
There was a pesto chicken smoked mozzarella sandwich the other day. I didn't get it.  I just remembered I meant to. Shit.  Pesto and chicken is a great combo. Plus, smokiness? Wonderful.

Here's another:

"Hello!

New , anaal f**ckiing harrdcore!task
Only model like girls with sweet assses anaalf_ucked!work
Tons of DVD quality ass penetrationn moviezz!
http://yknw45KgNrT.disopr.com?XhdffH.QhWa,fgP


Honesty shines like a light through your eyes.  Right actions in the future are the best apologies for bad actions in the past.  Art is the final cunning of the human soul which would rather do anything than face the gods."

'Moviez' isn't enough? At least I got a friendly 'Hello!'
Dec. 4th, 2005 @ 08:26 pm He forgot a subject.
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Background blaring:: Hot Hot Heat - Bandages
It's my estimation that every man whoever got a statue made out of him was one kind of son of a bitch or another.
Nov. 21st, 2005 @ 02:21 am Mm.
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I think I'm done.