Sometimes during sex I just want to yell out "Hooray! Sex! This is great!" and fist-pump.
But, uh. Women don't really respond to that.
Unless your fist's already in her.
Before she died, your maternal grandmother gave me the secret of cooking rice. I forgot it, though.
I should probably be gathering studies for my thesis, but realistically.. No. At the very least, I should probably explain here what my thesis is. But I won't. "Nay," I say. You might be thinking "But please! You really should tell me!" And it's not so much that I'm disagreeing with what you're saying, so much as I'm agreeing with what I said.
Oh, hey. I'm getting close to 20,000 songs. 19,264. So the 1.5 people who read this, you should totally give me some suggestions on the extra 750 I need. But give it to me on AIM. Not here. Do -not- comment here. This way, the lack of comments here won't offend. Oh, hey. There's a thing I can do for that. Done.